New things Breech has learned

Pigs are considered very good luck in Korean culture. Children should be careful, when they're all hyped up on cotton candy, chasing their motorized car around a set of metal bleachers ... if they are not, it could result in a very bloody & messy face. Phil Spector is a harmless pussycat & a victim of our wicked & wayward society. Rafting is fun until you drown. Don't kiss animals, no matter how cute they are-you could get hoof & mouth disease. Zebras are popular petting zoo companions ... if you find a petting zoo, with a zebra, for God's sake, stop by-for the next time the zebra will be working Jon Benett's Birthday party in hell & sleeping in her canopy bed.

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