Man Or Astroman

Man Or Astroman Loves Breech Bake Sales! There we were at the end of the night with 6 baked goods left. It was 1:00 am & things were looking grim, when out of nowhere those splendid Man Or Astroman fellas came & bought every last Breech Baked good on the table, before returning to their tour bus. Rumor has it, they were sweet on our chocolate peanut bars! We did face a slight run in with a few of their Vegan fans who were not happy with our vegan free ways. They surrounded us on their banana seat bikes, forcing us to read vegan literature. We were frightened & felt bullied. Maybe if they had eaten a few baked goods & joined us for a cup of delicious milk they wouldn't have been so angry or so skinny!

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